Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb – Culpable Homicide

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb will soon be released on Blu-ray and DVD (March 10), so I’ve decided to review it.

Robin Williams, 63, stood on the veranda of his home in California. As he looked upon the city he helped to create, tears rolled down his cheeks, collecting in the corner of his wizened mouth. He clutches a rail, inhales sharply and goes inside. As he fumbled with the belt around his waist, he clambers up a 19th-century accent chair that was a gift to him from the producers of Mrs. Doubtfire. Now, with the belt tightly clasped around his neck and affixed to a light fixture, Robin Williams was ready.

“Goodbye Susan, Zelda… I love you,” he whispers, “and fuck you, Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb.”

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